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For the Goth Martha Stewart in all of us.

Are you tired of the same old boring teacups? Do you want to add a little bit of dark humor and spice to your life? Then you need Miss Havisham's Insult Teacups!

These teacups are hand-insulted and inspired by the Goth Martha Stewart herself, Melissa Johnson. Each cup is unique, with a different insult written on the inside. So whether you're feeling snarky, sassy, or just plain mean, Miss Havisham's Insult Teacups are just the right amount of cheeky.

Plus, they are food-safe and dishwasher-safe, so you can enjoy them for years to come.

So what are you waiting for? Order your Miss Havisham's Insult Teacup today and start insulting your friends and family in style!

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