The Geodisiac | Mens Retro Neon Ski Suit

The Geodisiac | Mens Retro Neon Ski Suit

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We didn't design this retro ski suit to be the fastest on the mountain, though we peaked at 40 naughts when we tested it's speed capabilities. We whipped this men's retro ski suit up with one thing in mind and that's the glorious post-ski glow that is the Après. Poutine flows through the veins and shotskis slide down the ol' gullet faster than water down an elephant's long, smooth trunk. The Geodisiac one piece ski suit is designed with an ultra-beer proof material and tons of vents so you can spill all ova ya damn self and blast stinky toots at anyone who doesn't buy you a birthday shot.

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