Nothing says "what the missus and I are doing in here would make Brittany and Justin, circa 2001, look like celibate church mice" like this denim tie wrapped around the door knob of your bedroom in that shared Airbnb.
Nothing says "what the missus and I are doing in here would make Brittany and Justin, circa 2001, look like celibate church mice" like this denim tie wrapped around the door knob of your bedroom in that shared Airbnb.