You bring the wiener, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our all-new hot dog Ball Hammock® boxer briefs.
We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place you're wiener and tots in these hot dog print boxer briefs and you've got a tropical destination for your dong. That's because ultrasoft MicroModal material keeps your buns dry so they don't get bbq'ed in the summer heat. And the bonified ball pouch is like a bun for your boys, keeping 'em situated all day long. Whether you're packing a Ballpark frank or Polish sausage, these wiener-whispering pouch underwear make your bulge look so big, girls gonna want a hot dog REAL BAD. Just make sure you use the proper condom-ents....
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Exception: our jewelry (Lipstick & Chrome, Erstwilder, LaliBlue, Cherryloco, ChickenScratch, and PolyPaige) ship for a flat $4.95 domestic or $9.95 international, and free once your jewelry order hits $50 domestic or $100 international.
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